Barbie's Facebook Page

With all the talk online regarding dolls, girls, and the color pink recently, I thought this would be a good time to repost this, orignally posted at Cracked.com to celebrate Barbie's 50th birthday in 2009. And yes, the right-hand side has been deliberately cut off; I turned necessity (just not enough room provided for a whole Facebook page) into comedy with the ancient yet still effective gag of leaving the reader to imagine the end of key sentences. And since it was written for Cracked, it's pretty much one long dick joke at Ken's expense.