In case you haven't heard, back in December 2010 a Russian astronomer named Leonid Elenin discovered a new comet, which now bears his name. As is always the case with these celestial bodies, comet Elenin will not only portend great events on Earth, it will be an agent of doom, raining great destruction down upon civilization.
Is it going to hit us? Of course not. That's just silly.
But it will kill us all. The end of the world? Forget 2012. YOU SHOULD ONLY LIVE TO SEE 2012!