I Am Welcome To Attend!

Yup.

Well...you say that. Actually, you probably don't want me attending your little gathering. I might ask unpleasant questions. First of all, where the hell did you get my freaking name and address from? And secondly... who the hell is that? It took me a minute or two to realize--that's Jesus? Really? Or maybe it's...actor James Brolin?

As was once said regarding a painting of George Washington, "it may not be what he looked like then...but it's what he looked like now."