Here is a video taken at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem, where baby Jeebus once lay in the manger. It is maintained by three religious denominations: the Greek Orthodox Church, the Armenian Orthodox Church, and the Franciscan Order of the Catholic Church. They seem to have regular disagreements regarding exactly who is responsible for the upkeep of the church, and here they try to settle things by hitting each other with brooms.
What would we do without priests? The world needs them; people who are willing, at any time, to sacrifice any pretense of dignity just to make us laugh.
Oh, wait--I'm thinking of clowns. My bad.